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About us: Biographies

What Bert is talking about

  • Bert's diary

    Well, the holiday season is over. I spent most of it in the office. I hadn’t planned to; I got locked in. While I was here I managed to have a proper look through the new website. I have to admit, it’s looking pretty good.

About Papertree Digital

Bert Pandaman

Office Assistant

About me

My name is Bert. I've been with Papertree Digital since the beginning. I'm the company mascot. Oh, and I'm a cartoon monkey.

I'm what the others call a 'scapegoat'. I'm not sure what one of those is. I don't think it has anything to do with an actual goat. It must be good though as it means I don't have to do a lot, but still seem to get the credit for things. I spend most of my time hiding away in discreet corners of our website and marketing literature. I suppose you could say that I'm the 'face' of Papertree Digital.

I'm really excited about what the future holds. I've already been told that if I keep doing what I'm doing I'll be paid peanuts for the rest of my life. It's brilliant!

My corner of the web

I don't have a website. I'm a monkey.

I like
  • Peanuts
  • Bananas
  • Hiding stationery


I dislike
  • When we've run out of peanuts
  • When we've run out of bananas
  • When people find the stationery
  • The gorilla from the Dairy Milk adverts

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